John: Hey, did you just fart?
Chick who thinks she's all that: No, its this damn squeaking chair (trying to make the chair squeak on the carpet).
John: I think you are just trying to divart.
Chick who thinks she's all that: No, its this damn squeaking chair (trying to make the chair squeak on the carpet).
John: I think you are just trying to divart.
by Lordmega September 1, 2010
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