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Any action taken to disguise the fact that you just farted!
John: Hey, did you just fart?

Chick who thinks she's all that: No, its this damn squeaking chair (trying to make the chair squeak on the carpet).

John: I think you are just trying to divart.
Divart by Lordmega September 1, 2010
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Devartitude

Meaning, to go Bar-Down on instantaneous command.
The Hockey Player, went Devartitude during the last game.
Devartitude by Doodlefish5 November 3, 2016
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A person, often a woman, who is very active and dominates her online social network platform with a lot of postings. While her postings are of interest to her online friends, she demands total control of the conversation.
Man, that Kate is a real divatech!
divatech by Timonde January 24, 2010

Turd diverter 

The Y-Shaped device in an airplane used for the directional evacuation of turd flow.
Aaron grabbed the turd diverter to avoid ramp trout.
Turd diverter by LavatorySpecialist December 1, 2016

Divertisimo 

A spanish show that Trina Vega from Victorious was on that has "top notch acting" and that is "high quailty television". On the show, Trina is seen as a giant cheese being chased around by mice with forks.
I saw Trina Vega on the show "Divertisimo".
Divertisimo by Johnathan Houston April 21, 2018

Divatude 

1. Possessing confidence to the point where it may be perceived as conceit.

2. Being particularly strong-willed, decisive and having the demeanor of being the "Head B*%ch In Charge".
Mariah Carey's divatude is incomparable to that of Whitney Huston's.
Divatude by QueenOfQueens February 18, 2010

Divante Leon Rogers 

Divante Leon Rogers is a very handsome boy,he has a lot of shoe game,smart,fine,funny,a good basketball player and he has a girl that he loves very much
Omg he is so Divante Leon Rogers
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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