Ditext
Short for "Digital Text." Famous philosophy website maintained by Andrew Chrucky. Well known for its horrendous web-design aesthetic and overabundance of radical political polemic.
Ditext by Kyle Polich November 5, 2004
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detextify
Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"
Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"
Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"
detextify by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009
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Ditext • Detextive • Detexting • Distextia • Datextify • detextify • detextured • Dictexting • didexterous • diexter
Detextive
The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.
"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"
"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."
"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."
Detextive by Furk Busch May 26, 2009
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Distextia
When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")
Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?
Distextia by maurageous October 24, 2007
Distextict
When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.
Distextict by Distextict December 13, 2014
Distextlia
Jim: I got a new act last night
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia
Distextlia by KEVINJEWELL April 19, 2008
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