Ditext

Short for "Digital Text." Famous philosophy website maintained by Andrew Chrucky. Well known for its horrendous web-design aesthetic and overabundance of radical political polemic.

Man, did you see that website with the guy who dresses like Peter Pan? Its so ditext!

by Kyle Polich November 5, 2004

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detextify

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

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The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.

"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"

"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."

by Furk Busch May 26, 2009

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Detexting

The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.

What did we do last night? I have no idea, let's do some detexting.

by Bighead October 21, 2012

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Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007

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