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Disface is to delete (disown) someone from your facebook.
1: Dude who is that crazy bitch writing all that shit on your facebook?

2: Dude! She is that chick I hooked up with last weekend..she saw me in the city during the week with that other chick I hooked up with that night..

1: Damn man - she's fuckin loco - you better put a leash on that!

2: Yeah bro! I totally disfaced her after I saw all of that!

1: Nice one bro *slaps high five* be gone devil woman!
Disface by brendorunduah March 1, 2010
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disfactual 

far from the truth.
Not the right facts.
Someone as being misinformed.
Not the right information.
Something that is Fiction.
False.
Wrong.
That story you heard about me is just out right disfactual.
Related Words
For when someone deserves an insult, but no to hurt their feelings.
"Hey dipface, wanna marshmallow? Here's another DIPFACE, take your marshmallow DIPFACE, here's another, and another" -Matilda's Brother
Dipface by bruhbruhrbub January 15, 2020

disfactual 

Someone as being misinformed.
The altering of ones facts.
Something of a fictional nature.
Giving the wrong facts.
Untrue
Something that is made up.
Fails
Just not true.
Something thats a lie.
Wrong information.
That story you heard about me is just damn right disfactual.

disfaction 

When someone wants to express there negative opinion on subject matter
Katie wasn't happy with the service she had received and wanted to express her disfaction.
disfaction by yankeezulo February 25, 2015
Dipface is both 'Dipshit' and 'Fuckface' put together. Some people may discover this word by accident, others may create it with very little intelligence or thinking.
Person1: 'Dude you're a homo!'
Person2: 'Beats being a fucking Dipface!'
Dipface by Saikosis January 4, 2009
When you are on the drug Marijuana and you're dim, eye lids are low, red, eyes are red,

A tired expression on your face.
Shit Man, I don't wanna go to class I'm way to Dimface.
Dimface by NourisCool October 16, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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