An ugly old man with grey hair and a long beard. Usually a homeless man or an old git who doesnt know how to keep clean. These type of wizards cannot do magic tricks and dont live in magic castles. These smell old bastards need to be avoided and we should wait till their race eventually dies out.
Kev: ''Haha! seen that homeless man''
Bozzo: '' Yeah he looks like a dirty wizard''
Kev: ''naah, more like a homless santa claus''
Bozzo: '' Dunno like, but the bastard stinks, ill tell you that for free!''
Bozzo: '' Yeah he looks like a dirty wizard''
Kev: ''naah, more like a homless santa claus''
Bozzo: '' Dunno like, but the bastard stinks, ill tell you that for free!''
by tosser from stokesley September 12, 2009
A dirty wizard is the act of a male having anal sex with a female while she is shitting (as seen on macory.com). He then pulls his dick out and slaps her in the face japap with his dick while yelling "flippendo!" "expelliarmus!" or any other incantation mentioned in the Harry Potter series.
by Mr. Scrotes April 23, 2010
a person mostly male with long greasy unwashed hair mostly wear items of clothing like band t-shirts and gamer t-shirts
by dirty wizard lover July 06, 2010
by danzilla69 November 28, 2009
A dirty wizard is when a male is having anal sex with a male or female, pulls his dick out, and right after he cums, disappears.
He told me would love me long time if I let him pound my ass, but he pulled a dirty wizard and I haven't heard from him since.
by Dinosaurasauraus January 27, 2011
a dirty wizard is a ugly old man/women/ both, with a greasey beard. a hairy midget. charlotte baker.
by bigbelaidi September 15, 2009
To flirt with a girl around a group of people, mainly friends or acquaintances, without them knowing. One who sneakily makes the magic happen
by SoHo Money October 05, 2010