A dirty Zoey is when one goes and shoves a bad dragon dildo up their ass and pussy and squirt mustard all over their nipples while screaming ohhhh yeah(like the Kool aid man) usually during a satanic ritual.
by Real expert101 October 03, 2021
Get the Dirty Zoeymug. When one is having sex with a girl that has an excessive amount of pubic hair and that hair is more than 5 inches long where the partner then proceeds to grab the woman’s pubic hair with their bear hands and starts to drag her around until the hair falls off.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Zoeymug.