A dirty Zoey is when one goes and shoves a bad dragon dildo up their ass and pussy and squirt mustard all over their nipples while screaming ohhhh yeah(like the Kool aid man) usually during a satanic ritual.
by Real expert101 October 4, 2021
When one is having sex with a girl that has an excessive amount of pubic hair and that hair is more than 5 inches long where the partner then proceeds to grab the woman’s pubic hair with their bear hands and starts to drag her around until the hair falls off.