The act of shitting in someone’s mouth while they sleep and jerking off as they spit it out of their mouth.
by Ted_Mosby_Architect August 24, 2021
When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating
Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.
Example 2
I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.
Example 2
I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.
by jingle joy August 7, 2021