When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the
two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on
top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe
lincoln)
Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty
damon was so thorough that if I
saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face,
I would have asked you for your autograph!