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dirty curtis

A curry, usually of dubious quality, eaten in the early hours of the morning, in a backstreet emporium after a long hard night of massive alcohol consumption. Named for Curtis Davies, a sportsman who has been spotted around Birmingham enjoying this kind of meal.
Hey Edward, you going for a dirty curtis later?
by MaccaVilla April 11, 2008
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Dirty Curtis

similar to a Dirty Sanchez - when you get a finger or two covered in yeast infection juice and smear it across someones upper lip

The reference of Curtis is to Jaime Lee Curtis, most recently known from the Activia yogurt commercials. As yogurt is known to help reduce yeast infections in women.
Damn yo, that chick just got a dirty curtis!
by Sasha backdoor Gay August 14, 2011
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Dirty Curtis

The act of shoving a metal pole up your butt and sticking the other end into someone else's but and playing limbo with it
by Downsyndromatic March 29, 2024
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Dirty Curtis

If there are 3 people at a function one of them sticks a pole up his butt and the other end stuck in the other ones butt and you play limbo with it
by Downsyndromatic March 29, 2024
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Dirty Curtis

When you're trying to wipe your ass and your asshole pinches off a piece of toilet paper and sucks it up inside.
I got a Dirty Curtis when I wiped my ass and had to shit it back out.
by anonymous October 11, 2025
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Dirty Curtsy

"I've got to take a dirty curtsy my friend"
by soundsmith81 April 24, 2016
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