Dirty Claude

A Dirty Claude (also known as a Dirty C-load), is when, during the act of fellatio, the man ejaculates into his partner's mouth, hits his esteemed partner in the back of the head. This in turn causes a chain reaction that makes the semen projectile from the nose. Using her quick reactions she then catches the semen on her tongue. Before she has a chance to swallow it, the man removes the butt plug that he inserted in her earlier that week and slaps her in the face with it, causing her to choke on the semen and die.

Guy1: Dude, things were getting kinky with my girlfriend the other day and she died!
Guy2: What'd you do??
Guy1: The Dirty Claude

by buttplugking6969 May 21, 2010

Dirty Jean-Claude

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.

It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

by Klumsy_Moose May 3, 2022

dirty claudia

Ew that's my moms names

Don't you dare typing dirty Claudia again, Claudia is my mom

by That'sMyMother May 5, 2020

Dirty Claudio

A hairy man that hasn't showered or left the basement for 3 days because he was playing on his computer.

Hey bud maybe we should cut this game short before you turn into a Dirty Claudio.

I haven't seen the sun all week. I'm such a Dirty Claudio.

by The Nard May 1, 2020

Dirty Claudia

My name is Claudia, can confirm I’m dirty

Damn that’s one dirty Claudia

by Lethe_tea September 13, 2021

Dirty Claudia

When a lesbian sends kiss emojis to the ex wife of her mom's neighbor

You did the Dirty Claudia again, didn't you?

Yes, but she blocked me

by HermanGerman0815 April 13, 2023

Dirty Claudine

When a woman puts her legs around her own neck and squirts into her blokes face and then finishes with a wet fart.

Last night we did a dirty claudine and I'm still finding cum in my ears.

by DrRista80 June 17, 2021