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A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.
Dude what's with your neighbor?

Oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. Never shake his hand.
by Ben Dribblin April 19, 2016
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