Dijitis 

Dijitis (pronounced di-jite-iss) is a condition causing severe depression and social anxiety for those in environments where dick jokes and other hilarious content would not be acceptable.

This work party is giving me Dijitis. Let's find a bar so we can talk about boss giving me a blumpkin.

Dijitis by TEEJ! June 28, 2011

DJitis 

d·j·i·tis dee-jay-ahy-tis - simply means inflammation of a disc jockey's head. Just learning to beatmatch rarely causes this disorder. Onset DJitis generally occurs after he/she has performed live at either a party, club, or festival. Females with DJosis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJitis and DJosis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.

-DJ Douchebag contracted DJitis and can only spin at outdoor festivals now because his head won't fit through the door of most clubs.

DJitis by tonytooth June 22, 2011

Madden 10-dinitis

A condition that will begin afflicting users of the hotly anticipated "Madden 2010" after prolonged periods of gameplay. The first sufferers will be the midnight buyers, who will begin sensing symptoms at around 4 A.M. on August 14th, 2009.

Madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the American economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.

Alfonze (on phone): Hey boss, I got bad news. Yeah, I got tendinitis and won't be able to come into work until Monday at the earliest. That cool?

Rick the boss (on phone): Alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have Madden 10-dinitis?

Alfonze: ...Madden 10-dinitis.

Rick the boss: All right. See you next week. (whispers) How is it?

Alfonze: THIS SHIT'S OFF THE CHAIN, SON!

Madden 10-dinitis by Derek Juntunen August 14, 2009

lost in digitisation 

Humour, sarcasm, irony etc losing its effect when told over SMS, IM or other social networking media.

Person 1: "Hey, did you get that hilarious text message I sent you yesterday afternoon?"

Person 2: "Oh, that was a joke? I thought you were serious!"

Person 1: "Man, I hate it when my sharp wit gets lost in digitisation!"

lost in digitisation by aundii September 15, 2010

digitis infamous 

The 3rd digit; The middle finger.

Flex your forearm, clench your fist, and extend the digitis infamous.

digitis infamous by Anatomy Student July 2, 2009

Digitise 

Scottish term meaning to sexually stimulate a woman with ones finger, This move has been known to be a stealthy manouver, commonly used on busy dance floors, Disco's etc...

"I was dancing with this bird and I tried to digitise her but she was having none of it..."

Digitise by Lindsay Cunningam January 29, 2007

Dioitis 

Being completely dumb as fuck in school. Similar to "senioritis",
but is ten times worse. The art of slacking in all of your classes, and breakdancing instead of doing your guided readings for Mrs. Lienau.

"Yo nigga ya boi got sum srs dioitis"

"Ya dawg, he dumb as fuqq in dat class, all dat nigga ever do is bboy"

Dioitis by hayden oddfuture reguindin January 10, 2014