Dijitis (pronounced di-jite-iss) is a condition causing severe depression and social anxiety for those in environments where dick jokes and other hilarious content would not be acceptable.
This work party is giving me Dijitis. Let's find a bar so we can talk about boss giving me a blumpkin.
by TEEJ! June 28, 2011
Get the Dijitis mug.d·j·i·tis dee-jay-ahy-tis - simply means inflammation of a disc jockey's head. Just learning to beatmatch rarely causes this disorder. Onset DJitis generally occurs after he/she has performed live at either a party, club, or festival. Females with DJosis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJitis and DJosis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.
-DJ Douchebag contracted DJitis and can only spin at outdoor festivals now because his head won't fit through the door of most clubs.
by tonytooth June 22, 2011
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A condition that will begin afflicting users of the hotly anticipated "Madden 2010" after prolonged periods of gameplay. The first sufferers will be the midnight buyers, who will begin sensing symptoms at around 4 A.M. on August 14th, 2009.
Madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the American economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.
Madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the American economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.
Alfonze (on phone): Hey boss, I got bad news. Yeah, I got tendinitis and won't be able to come into work until Monday at the earliest. That cool?
Rick the boss (on phone): Alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have Madden 10-dinitis?
Alfonze: ...Madden 10-dinitis.
Rick the boss: All right. See you next week. (whispers) How is it?
Alfonze: THIS SHIT'S OFF THE CHAIN, SON!
Rick the boss (on phone): Alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have Madden 10-dinitis?
Alfonze: ...Madden 10-dinitis.
Rick the boss: All right. See you next week. (whispers) How is it?
Alfonze: THIS SHIT'S OFF THE CHAIN, SON!
by Derek Juntunen August 14, 2009
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Person 1: "Hey, did you get that hilarious text message I sent you yesterday afternoon?"
Person 2: "Oh, that was a joke? I thought you were serious!"
Person 1: "Man, I hate it when my sharp wit gets lost in digitisation!"
Person 2: "Oh, that was a joke? I thought you were serious!"
Person 1: "Man, I hate it when my sharp wit gets lost in digitisation!"
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Get the digitis infamous mug.Scottish term meaning to sexually stimulate a woman with ones finger, This move has been known to be a stealthy manouver, commonly used on busy dance floors, Disco's etc...
by Lindsay Cunningam January 29, 2007
Get the Digitise mug.Being completely dumb as fuck in school. Similar to "senioritis",
but is ten times worse. The art of slacking in all of your classes, and breakdancing instead of doing your guided readings for Mrs. Lienau.
but is ten times worse. The art of slacking in all of your classes, and breakdancing instead of doing your guided readings for Mrs. Lienau.
"Yo nigga ya boi got sum srs dioitis"
"Ya dawg, he dumb as fuqq in dat class, all dat nigga ever do is bboy"
"Ya dawg, he dumb as fuqq in dat class, all dat nigga ever do is bboy"
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