Dicteck 

n.
1. A member of the entertainment group "The Dictecks", best known for their sampling of Final Fantasy music for their songs and their short lived but insanely popular television network, the DTC. Founded by the now famous Rody and Antman in the mid to late 90's.
2. A piece of armor used to guard the groinal area on a male. Derived from the slang word for penis, "dick", and the word technology. Invented by Nosume the Great in the year 1818.

Ex:1- "That Rody is one crazy Dicteck."
Ex:2- "That guy tried to kick me in the nuts... thank God I was wearing a Dicteck."

Dicteck by Rick O'Shea April 20, 2004

dictective 

From (detective)

Somebody who can make an early identification of a dickhead before complete posse infiltration has occurred.
Typically used with the preface "You are not much of a..."

Steve: Hey Stella, who's this douch you brought to Sunday beers?
Stella: I know right, I thought he would be more of a happy drunk.
Steve: Aw shit man, you ain't much of a dictective.

dictective by ladiesman_2I7 November 24, 2009