Dicteck

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n.
1. A member of the entertainment group "The Dictecks", best known for their sampling of Final Fantasy music for their songs and their short lived but insanely popular television network, the DTC. Founded by the now famous Rody and Antman in the mid to late 90's.
2. A piece of armor used to guard the groinal area on a male. Derived from the slang word for penis, "dick", and the word technology. Invented by Nosume the Great in the year 1818.

Ex:1- "That Rody is one crazy Dicteck."
Ex:2- "That guy tried to kick me in the nuts... thank God I was wearing a Dicteck."

Dicteck by Rick O'Shea April 20, 2004

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dictective

From (detective)

Somebody who can make an early identification of a dickhead before complete posse infiltration has occurred.
Typically used with the preface "You are not much of a..."

Steve: Hey Stella, who's this douch you brought to Sunday beers?
Stella: I know right, I thought he would be more of a happy drunk.
Steve: Aw shit man, you ain't much of a dictective.

dictective by ladiesman_2I7 November 24, 2009

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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