A medical condition causing various level burnt injury on a males genitalia area. This condition is usually contracted by walking the desert at the "Burning Man" festival event wearing nothing but a Winter Slut coat, Steam Punk Glasses, Cool Ass Boots, and a Pocketwatch to keep it classy. This serious condition may be medicated by applying Cortisone Cream, and Aloe. Consult your local physician for immediate assistance.
Wow? Can you believe Johnny is really rockin that Slutcoatt? He's gonna end up like those Dickburnt dudes over there!
by neosean99 November 25, 2016