Dickazoid 

pretty much someone who has been a dick all their life, not just to you but eventually to everyone else and wonders why people call him that

My dad got it wrong , I was right all along and he's still being a "dickazoid" about it

Dickazoid by MagoMundo January 4, 2017

dickazoid 

The such term used to describe East Indian man jelly

¨Hey, what´s that you got on your upper lip marty?¨
¨Oh it´s just some dickazoid left-over from last night´s fest¨

dickazoid by Obadiah McJizz December 25, 2008

Dickroids 

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.

Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"
Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."
Scott: "Blue Pill?"
Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"
Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."
Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."
Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."
Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."

Dickroids by Aaslimshad December 9, 2008

dickzord 

1. Long Penis
2. Big and LONG penis
3. Very Long Penis

drea: Omfg! he had a dickzord!
Friend: I love dickzord!

dickzord by 'drea January 11, 2009

dinkazoid 

What you call a douche bag when you are a protected christian child forbidden from using such profanity. For instance, Michael Scott is the epitome of a dinkazoid.

Gosh darn it, golly gee, that goofball Erik Johnson is such a dinkazoid.

dinkazoid by WerdnaDragmures July 27, 2018

Dicknoid

A nerd who thinks he is smarter than the average dickhead, unaware he is just annoyingly arrogant.

So and So's date is a Dicknoid!

Dicknoid by Im Cherokee by Blood July 26, 2009

dickamid 

When three men penetrate a woman's/man's vagina and/or anus, and stack them upon each other.

Bill, frank, and I gave Sally Sue a dickamid after the dance.

dickamid by Mr_Munchies February 3, 2015