Dick tower

Take the average size of a penis (5.5") and multiply it by the number of men you have had sex with. If you would hurt yourself jumping off of the dick tower then you my friend, are a slut.

"Jane would die if she jumped off of her dick tower "

by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 7, 2016

effiel tower dick

a dick that is 25 inches

"Wow, Mark sure does have an effiel tower dick!!"

by daddy's little princess December 13, 2016

eiffel tower dick

To be put bluntly, a big dick

Damnnn he’s got an Eiffel Tower dick!

by Muffmoustache420 October 25, 2018

effiel tower dick

What I have in my pants

my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"

by joeyc18 January 26, 2017

Dick Towel

A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.

Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.

"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"

"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."

by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009

dick towel

Using someone's hair on top of their head to wipe one's dick off after having sex.

He used Mary as a dick towel after finishing in the bedroom.

by MerMerSanders December 14, 2010

Dick chunk towel

The towel that is used to wipe up cum. It's usually the shower towel that's hanging on the rack. Then after you use it to wipe up cum, you hang it back up.

"Awe man, the towel I used after my shower was the dick chunk towel!"

by Kizzygal March 9, 2013