Dick tower

Take the average size of a penis (5.5") and multiply it by the number of men you have had sex with. If you would hurt yourself jumping off of the dick tower then you my friend, are a slut.

"Jane would die if she jumped off of her dick tower "

by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 07, 2016

effiel tower dick

a dick that is 25 inches

"Wow, Mark sure does have an effiel tower dick!!"

by daddy's little princess December 13, 2016

eiffel tower dick

To be put bluntly, a big dick

Damnnn he’s got an Eiffel Tower dick!

by Muffmoustache420 October 25, 2018

effiel tower dick

What I have in my pants

my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"

by joeyc18 January 26, 2017