Take the average size of a penis (5.5") and multiply it by the number of men you have had sex with. If you would hurt yourself jumping off of the dick tower then you my friend, are a slut.
by Vaginacanyonoriginator February 02, 2016
by daddy's little princess December 13, 2016
by Muffmoustache420 October 25, 2018
What I have in my pants
my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"
by joeyc18 January 27, 2017