Take the average size of a penis (5.5") and multiply it by the number of men you have had sex with. If you would hurt yourself jumping off of the dick tower then you my friend, are a slut.
by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 7, 2016
Get the Dick towermug. by daddy's little princess December 13, 2016
Get the effiel tower dickmug. by Muffmoustache420 October 25, 2018
Get the eiffel tower dickmug. What I have in my pants
my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"
by joeyc18 January 26, 2017
Get the effiel tower dickmug.