to have sex
"Yo, I'm goin' over to Susie's. Gonna spend some dick time."
"Did you and Joey go to the movie last night?"
No, we just stayed at my place and got some dick time in."
"Did you and Joey go to the movie last night?"
No, we just stayed at my place and got some dick time in."
by Wittgenstein52 July 08, 2010
An act of masturbation most men engage in to start their day. It usually happens in the morning during a really long shower,after a workout, or after work in order to get the lead out.
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
by theseven September 07, 2014
Dick Time is a game played between two male participants. The game begins when one participant yells, "Dick time." Then each participant attempts to become the first one to give the other player a "tapper," or in layman's terms the first one to flick the other player in the testicles. After one player lands a tapper, the game is over the the first player to land the tapper is the winner. There's no prize in Dick Time, just honor, pride, and bragging rights. The game can begin at any time or in any situation and can only take place between two savvy participants who are aware of the rules of Dick Time and are aware that the game can begin play at any time.
Carl yelled, "Dick time," and flicked my nuts before I could do anything. Carl is a great Dick Time player.
by Johnmf August 18, 2006
Dick Time is a game played between two male participants. The game begins when one participant yells, "Dick time." Then each participant attempts to become the first one to give the other player a "tapper," or in layman's terms the first one to flick the other player in the testicles. After one player lands a tapper, the game is over the the first player to land the tapper is the winner. There's no prize in Dick Time, just honor, pride, and bragging rights. The game can begin at any time or in any situation and can only take place between two savvy participants who are aware of the rules of Dick Time and are aware that the game can begin play at any time.
Teac yelled, "Dick time," and flicked Ray's nuts before he could do anything. Tlac is a great Dick Time player.
by Cod11411 January 14, 2016
If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.
bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.
by dubble tap February 19, 2018
When you get so hard your dick curves away like skateboard ramp and you shag your sister because your to lonley to get a gf lonley cunt but still have a fun time
by Dylan gibbs March 18, 2022
The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K January 13, 2016