Dick squeeze
Dick squeeze by jimmyjimmymile May 27, 2009
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dick squeeze
1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.
2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!
2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
dick squeeze by Mark VZ June 3, 2006
Related Words
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Dick Squeeze
A hook up or "one night stand."
"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
Dick Squeeze by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
dick squeeze
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that
Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that
Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
dick squeeze by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024
Dick-squeezer
Dick-squeezer by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009
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Dick Squeegee
Noun. This little flap of skin is most notably seen in porn movies where the girl is riding on top of the guy or also in the doggy style position. Located on the back of the pussy nearest the gooch, this majestic flap of skin can be see when pulling out right before each thrust and is used to help keep pussy juice on the shaft.
Andy: GYAAAD, did you see that fuck sluts dick squeegee?
Mike: fuck yeah! She got a well deserved pussy gape.
Mike: fuck yeah! She got a well deserved pussy gape.
Dick Squeegee by Jbomb314 December 27, 2013
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