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dick squeeze 

1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.

2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!

2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
dick squeeze by Mark VZ June 3, 2006

Dick Squeeze 

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
Dick Squeeze by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

dick squeeze 

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
dick squeeze by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.
Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

dick squeezer 

A dick squeezer is a person who is so much of an asshole that they squeeze dicks for fun.
dick squeezer by inversecoma April 21, 2007

Dick Squeegee

Noun. This little flap of skin is most notably seen in porn movies where the girl is riding on top of the guy or also in the doggy style position. Located on the back of the pussy nearest the gooch, this majestic flap of skin can be see when pulling out right before each thrust and is used to help keep pussy juice on the shaft.
Andy: GYAAAD, did you see that fuck sluts dick squeegee?

Mike: fuck yeah! She got a well deserved pussy gape.
Dick Squeegee by Jbomb314 December 27, 2013