by jimmyjimmymile May 28, 2009
1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.
2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!
2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
by Mark VZ May 29, 2006
A hook up or "one night stand."
"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023