Dick knife 

An insult levied at a person with questionable taste in clothing and women, and disregards basic norms on public decency and social hierarchy. SEE: Meat Helmet
(Invented by Kevin Lantz and Doug Forrest)

That dick knife over there just cock blocked me.

Some stupid dick knife hippie just stole MY FUCKING TABLE.

Dick knife by Il Duce December 23, 2003

With my dick and knife 

It's an old french saying, in french society yougsters were given a knife around the age of 15, even among the poorest families.
So, even if you were broke and had nothing, you still had a dick and knife.
By derivation, used to describe anybody trying to perform an action empty-handed despite some equipement was required.

_Yo pimp, how are you gonna torque this screw ?

_Dunno.

_You just came with your dick and knife right ?

_Yeah man

With my dick and knife by Titank February 7, 2005

Knife-dick 

Verb; For use mainly in regards to sports or sporting events where a losing team manages to come from behind and win in an unusually spectacular fashion.

The Lakers were losing terribly in the first half, but knife-dicked their way to win the game in the final minutes of the 4th quarter.

Knife-dick by Paul Michaels November 18, 2010

shit on my dick or blood on my knife 

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

shit on my dick or blood on my knife by aaron January 23, 2005

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick 

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick by NLR718 June 11, 2006

Dicknife 

A penis (with a serrated tip) accompained by razor sharp needle balls.

Shut up or I will stab you with my DICKNIFE!

Dicknife by itsCHACHAgirlll June 1, 2010