Dick Snipper

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A insult that sometimes is meant to imply that the insult-e is a homosexual. Other times it can be used to refer to someone as a idiot, douche bag, or a flat out dickhead.

Jack: "Dude, the color of those jeans don't go good with that shirt."

Bill: "Shove it, Dick Snipper!"

Dick Snipper by Dursirreal734 April 22, 2010

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juicy dick slipper

A very recently used condom.

"I saw some people walk out of my room at the party last night. So I went in to make sure nothing was stolen and BAM! Right there in the middle if the floor...a juicy dick slipper!

juicy dick slipper by rat_prince May 30, 2014

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dick slipper

a prophylactic; a condom. So named because it is slipped onto the penis.

Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.

Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.

dick slipper by dugsmet October 14, 2010

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Dick Skipper

Originally coined by comedian Doug Benson, "dick skipping" is generally referring to masseuses that don't give happy endings. "Dick skippers" can also be used to describe lazy or slapdash people or things.

"That masseuse was a real dick skipper" -Doug Benson

"The blacks are a bunch of dick skipping hoes, I'm not racist I'm just speaking the truth" -Bill O'Reilly

Dick Skipper by SEXMUFFIN-987654321987654321 May 24, 2015

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dick sniper

Dick sniper is a person who looks at the dick's of other people thru their shorts or pants.

I can't take Veronica ANYWHERE she is such a dick sniper

dick sniper by BigL830 August 22, 2017

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Dick Slipper

A woman's vagina. A durogatory word for a woman.

"I'd like to wear that dick slipper."

Dick Slipper by BlaqThunda17 February 27, 2013

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dick snippet

When you call someone a dick snippet, you're basically calling them a very small piece (or snippet) of a dick. When someone is acting like a dick, but you have a reason to be a dick.

"John won't go out with me. He is SUCH a dick snippet!

dick snippet by briahna_angel March 12, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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