Dick Rockets

When a person suddenly and unintentionally shoots a rocket out of his/her dick then the rocket is classified as a dickrocket

And then suddenly Jake shot multiple dick rockets out of his penis that took out the empire state building.

by thedickrocketeers December 16, 2014

dick rickets

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.

Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"

by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007

Dick Rocket

Doing a line of coke off of someone’s dick.

Things got pretty wild last night when people started doing dick rockets off Joes dick.

by Rick Dockets September 6, 2022

Rocket Dick

when a guy's dick curls upwards and resembles a rocket.

"dude eamonn has a rocket dick!"
"really? thats gay."

by C0N C0N December 21, 2008

dickrocket

an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.

"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."

"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."

by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009

DickRocketLolly

When you are having sex with a girl and you pull out when she is on you period, then your dick looks like a lolly

"when i pulled out of that girl last night i had a crazy DickRocketLolly

by ben the pussy destroyer smith September 7, 2016