Dicgret

Dick-gret

When you wake up next to male you allowed to plow you the night before while you were ripped, and horny, but forgot.

Today you have a choice to falsely accuse him of rape, pretend you're a victim of sexual assult, and protest males the rest of your life, or accept the shame you feel, own up to your mistake, and mature.

1. Did you hear Becky fucked John, shes got a serious case of dicgret today. So embarrassing...

2. Jenny Stapleton is now facing 2 years in prison for falsely accusing a classmate of rape, during a intense fit of dicgret.

Dicgret by The LiquorSwines October 12, 2018

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dicorette

A gum used to fix a persons dick addiction.

A way to cure a boner sucking addiction.

Mike: "Man, I don't know what to do. My girl can't stop sucking dick!"

Greg: "Thats easy, give that Bitch some dicorette."

dicorette by You know who it is. March 29, 2008

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Dicgret • dickretardedsuckermucker • dicorette

dickretardedsuckermucker

A whore who sucked so much dick she became retarded and died.

MFER 1: You know what happened to Stacy?
MFER 2: Man she a dickretardedsuckermucker
MFER 1: Damn what a tragedy

dickretardedsuckermucker by Heatrandevourerofhats December 26, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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