Dicgret

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Dick-gret

When you wake up next to male you allowed to plow you the night before while you were ripped, and horny, but forgot.

Today you have a choice to falsely accuse him of rape, pretend you're a victim of sexual assult, and protest males the rest of your life, or accept the shame you feel, own up to your mistake, and mature.

1. Did you hear Becky fucked John, shes got a serious case of dicgret today. So embarrassing...

2. Jenny Stapleton is now facing 2 years in prison for falsely accusing a classmate of rape, during a intense fit of dicgret.

Dicgret by The LiquorSwines October 12, 2018

Words you can keep

dicorette

A gum used to fix a persons dick addiction.

A way to cure a boner sucking addiction.

Mike: "Man, I don't know what to do. My girl can't stop sucking dick!"

Greg: "Thats easy, give that Bitch some dicorette."

dicorette by You know who it is. March 29, 2008

Related Words

Dicgret • dickretardedsuckermucker • dicorette • dick retarded

dickretardedsuckermucker

A whore who sucked so much dick she became retarded and died.

MFER 1: You know what happened to Stacy?
MFER 2: Man she a dickretardedsuckermucker
MFER 1: Damn what a tragedy

dickretardedsuckermucker by Heatrandevourerofhats December 26, 2024

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026