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Dezhoni is a beautiful, short, uncommon name, and the most loyalist and meanest person you'll meet, but once you meet her you're never gonna what her to leave you because she is such a good friend and girlfriend. She thick and got all the boys around her finger and don't want none of 'em.
There she is, Dezhoni, she so thick and pretty, I want her but she taken.
Dezhoni by Factzzz.101 June 1, 2019
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dezhon by D,Zjon December 21, 2016
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Dephonicated 

An adjective given when someone has mistakenly made themselves look dumb by saying something abnormally stupid in a conversation. Someone who disrupted, or killed, the conversation with a bad joke or comment.
"Dude! Guess what!"
"Chicken butt!"
"...You are really dephonicated, do you know that?"
Dephonicated by Maddie M. November 28, 2007

Dephonicated 

To kill an otherwise good conversation with an abnormally stupid or unecessary comment that is not in any way relavent to the conversation.

(May be used as an adjective, ei; to be dephonicated by killing the conversation)
"OMG dave get out of here, you are so dephonicated!"
"OMG DAVE you just completely dephonicated our conversation!!!"
Dephonicated by Maddie0020 January 15, 2008

Dezmonicle 

Dezmonicle. A fictional Character created as an alternative persona, but eventually became the creators true self. Dezmonicle wields double blades and uses the tools presented to defeat any opponent. Not by any means humble, but fiercely loyal, He talks a big game and has the power to go through with it. He has a bad past, but will accept any question thrown his way.
Who's Dezmonicle?
The Black Swordsman
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The one nigga yo bitch love but he don’t really love her.The guy who puts dat shit on every day for no reason.he’ll also smack tf outta u so stay back.
Oh shit dats DeZhon,I wanna be just like em so I’ll copy him!
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