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Defagment 

To attempt to change one's sexual orientation or mannerisms from gay to straight.
Look at that guy in the thong!
You'd think he would try to defagment himself a bit.
Defagment by mollytim June 28, 2008
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Devaginate

verb. To unfold the vagina using extreme penetration. Resulting in the "pink sock" of the vagina.
Brad was shocked to see she was devaginated from last night's endeavors.

Last night was rough, I was able to devaginate her in the first minute.
Devaginate by lobstamobsta May 25, 2010
to remove gay oriented material from a computer or home
rearrange so that gay material is out of easy access
My straight friend wanted to use my computer so I had to defag any gay porn and gay links from my hard drive.

Before my family came over for the Holidays I defagged the entire house of porno including videos and magazines
defag by HOMOTHUG October 24, 2005

devaginatize 

The act of growing some balls and stop being a pussy..
Man you need to devaginatize and hit that shit.
devaginatize by JayRylee December 10, 2018

defagnition 

Noun.
pronounced "deh-fahg-nishihn"

A definition on urban dictionary that has absolutely no relation to what you may think it is at first glance. Usually very annoying to see. Usually defines name for a drug used solely by the writer and no-one else on earth. Often mixed with definitions relating to what it actually means. More than likely will generate a situation similar to "thumbs up < thumbs down". For a real-life example, see roller coaster #5.
guy 1: I found a defagnition on UD yesterday...
guy 2: What did it say?
guy 1: "assault rifle: a joint that's as long as an AK-47". It had 200,000 thumbs down, and 3 thumbs up.
guy 2: fag....
defagnition by the kool aid guy February 27, 2008

defaginist 

People who believe they can make Gay people straight
Watch out for defaginist everyone!
defaginist by Yeetus dis Fetus December 15, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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