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Deuce Hour 

(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m., that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;

(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.

(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the john, because it's almost Deuce Hour.
Deuce Hour by Coast Trash September 3, 2008
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"Deuce Hour" 

(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m.,that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;

(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.

(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the shitter, because it's almost "Deuce Hour".

morning deuce power hour 

noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.
The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026