Destiny Hope Cyrus 

The epitome of an ironic name.

While Destiny Hope does sound wholesome, the actual young starlet herself is in fact a gargantuan whore. Her fans consist of young, naive 10 year olds -give or take- who all think that their job is to defend such slutty behavior.

Destiny Hope's talent is mediocre at best -and that's putting it lightly. Her acting is non-believable, her singing is disgustingly awful, and all she's truly left with is a slightly decent appearance.

The reason for her lucky fame and success is solely due to what her TV show, Hannah Montana, is based on. A pop singing sensation. It was a brilliant money-making idea, and some day the slutty bitch will throw it all away for alcohol, cocaine, and a crack baby.

12 year old moron: Miley Cyrus is such a good role model! I look up to her! Her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus!!! How can you say she's going to be the next Britney Spears?!!

Person with slightly more intellect: Aside from her attempt to be sexy at the Teenage choice awards, raunchy photos and slutty vibe...

Actually, that pretty much sums it up.

Destiny Hope Cyrus by Selena Gomez is better, duh September 5, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012