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Desticle

An office cubicle area that is defined solely by the surface area taken up by a desk.
Go back to your desticle and do some work, jackass.

I hate my desticle. Everyone walks by and cropdusts me.

Can't I get a real cubicle instead of this stupid damned desticle.
by Retardicus Maximus May 3, 2011
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Destieled

The premature truncation of a romance arc between two characters on a television series by showing half the couple declaring love right before being pulled out of the story, then actually killing the other half of said couple before any reaction can be shown to confirm reciprocation.

See also: Desti-edging (Urban Dictionary)

See also: Schrödinger's Ship - when it's a canon-romantic couple due to overwhelming use of romance tropes and a love declaration from half the ship, but also left "open to interpretation" by viewers who want to see it as platonic because the writer(s) deliberately left it ambiguous by removing/killing the couple before the other half can respond to said love declaration and confirm reciprocation.

See also: Dean Winchester/Castiel (from the television series "Supernatural")
"My OTP got Destieled. He told his best friend he loved him, and then he got magicked away and the other guy got killed off before anything good could happen."
by GirlyFanOfSciFi December 13, 2020
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Dusticles

The word refers to the dust that occupies your ball sack after not showering for days. May also refer to a very dumb indiviual from British Columbia who fails at everything except failing.
I got a bad case of dusticles.. I better go shower!

Hey dusticles, quit bein' so fucking stupid and do your homework!
by DustyIsFiending April 11, 2009
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Deskticle

The newer variation of a cubicle that uses one desk connected so that you and a co-worker share. It is supposed to improve communication, but is really just a more annoying cubicle because your coworker sits too close to you and you have no privacy but you still work in a cubicle. Meltdowns are likely when deskticle is shared with an annoying person or especially a loud talker.
I just got done organizing my deskticle but it was a waste of time because all of Dan's shit just migrates over to my side after a day.
by Brockotaco January 26, 2009
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Desicle

An office compartment that's more than a desk, but less than a cubicle. It's the modern working environment's attempt to give you privacy while saving money and space by only giving you half walls around your desk.
Sometimes I like to hang a sheet from one end of my desicle to the other so that I can pretend I have a real office.
by LilRed623 November 5, 2010
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deskicle

n. A half-desk, half cubicle workspace designed to foster a collaborative environment and remove privacy via atypically lower walls. Commonly appear in groups.
He was walking by my deskicle and totally caught me slacking.
by Slough April 10, 2008
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dusticles

shortened for dust particles.
Lately I have been sneezing a lot. I think it's due to the high amount of dusticles in my room.
by geona kenobi August 12, 2007
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