Desantoism

A man pertending to be young, trying to be cool,but everyone knows he isn't.

you know when you suffer from
desantoism when:
you reapetedly wear the same shirt
you always say ok

John thinks he's so awesome after he went to the party during spring break.

Dude I know I think he is suffering from a desantoism.

Desantoism by jaykee May 7, 2008

DeSantis 

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.

Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.

DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023

DESANTIS 

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.

My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"

DESANTIS by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

DeSantis curious 

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.

I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

DeSantis curious by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

Ron Desantis 

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis by DMJohnson May 21, 2023

Ron Desantis 

Some guy trying to make Florida as unlivable as possible while appealing to his elderly conservative demographic by using big scary words and then ranting about minorities. He throws the word groomer around because the youngins were using it then turns to people like Matt Gaetz who looks like Woody from Toy Story then both go on Fox News and rant about minorities and liberals. He tries to be a mini me Trump but at least trump was funny and likable in ways.

“Ron Desantis should be president”
“Why?”
“Because he is for freedom”
“You mean freedom for a certain group and no one else in general.”

Ron Desantis by JX200 May 17, 2022

Ron DeSantis 

Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.

Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.

Ron DeSantis by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023