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Derpfuck 

A word you use when you are fustrated and cant think of anything else
Scenario: Big project due tommorow and you didnt start. You text your friend

You: Derpfuck Lexi i didnt start my project
Lexi: sucks to be you
Derpfuck by Brianna873 May 27, 2012
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u/DeepFuckingValue 

A reddit user who turned $60k in GameStop ($GME) Calls into over 40 million dollars as of 1/27/21. He is an active user on r/WallStreetBets, the subreddit dedicated to sending the stock market until you have extreme returns.

His name can be abbreviated as DFV.
Dude! u/DeepFuckingValue’s GME calls just hit 100 million dollars! 🚀🚀🚀

deepfucker 

When a guy is fucking and the recipient moans, the guy just fucks harder! He is a deepfucker; it is a deepfuck; he is deepfucking; or the other is being deepfucked.
example: I'm a deepfucker, so you better be ready because i am going to deepuck your ass so hard your cant walk in the morning.
deepfucker by deepfucker November 26, 2010

deepfuckingvalue

Having balls so much bigger than you do that when you kick them in the nuts, you cry.
Example
I'm going to make tendies for my girlfriend's husband because of his level of deepfuckingvalue
deepfuckingvalue by ToadsMcGoads January 27, 2021

Derpducken 

When one has diarrhea and then out of no where a solid piece of shit flies out of the ass and into the bowl, splashing the previously laid diarrhea onto ass and exposed genitals.
Dude #1: What took you so long? The movie is about to start.

Dude #2: Had a Derpducken dude. Had to make sure shit was locked down and everything was clean.

Dude#1: Word.
Derpducken by Gater'sbitch February 28, 2012

u/DeepFuckingValue 

someone that makes an enormous amount of money from the stock market, particularly a stock that is shorted and betted on to go down and be worthless but it turns out to be valuable.
bro 1: wow justin just made over $22 million dollars on that GME stock, he's u/DeepFuckingValue Bro

bro 2: wow he's a god, i need to him to fuck my wife ASAP
u/DeepFuckingValue by pocksocket January 27, 2021

Deepfuck 

When you fuck a woman so hard you get your ballsack inside of her
Rachael has a huge pussy, it’s great for deepfucks
Deepfuck by The guy friend November 19, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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