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Derpasaurus Rex 

A name coined for the dinosaur that appears at the end of the stage 'Dino Dino Jungle' in Gamecube's "Mario Kart: Double Dash!" The Derpasaurus sticks his face across the bridge as you are karting across.
Player 1: "dude, the derpasaurus rex knocked me off of the bridge!!! "

Player 2: "figures broski, he's crosseyed"

Dorkasaurus 

An akward non social being often compared to a nerd, geek, dweeb, or a zip disk, also looks like a dinosaur or eats like one. Also considered a loner but in reality he could hang in any dinosaur or nerd crowd going unnoticed for up to 2 hours.
Boy 1: Dave your such a dorkasauras!

Dave: I'm sorry I am not up to your standards but dorkasaurus is hardly an insult at all.

Boy 2: I wish I was a dorkasaurus!!

Dave: Sit down, you'll never be that cool!

Boy 1: I don't get it...
Dorkasaurus by Dbrody February 7, 2010

dumpasaurus rex 

a tremendous dump, so large that it literally roars forth from your asshole and fills the entire bowl.
Get the fuck out of my way Charlie, I have to take a dumpasaurus rex!

herpasaurus 

A very attractive person with an STD that you will still be willing to have sex with.
Nitish: "dude Jason, all these ichy red bumps I been havning are totally worth it."
Jason: "she must have been a real herpasaurus"
herpasaurus by Three amigos May 5, 2008

Dorkasaurus 

Someone who is such a dork, that their presence as a dork is almost as overwhelming as a dinosaur, and that this person will be a cutie, and will make you laugh or at least smile multiple time's when around this individual, they are one of a kind person, and a rare individual!
Heiwa: Look up, so nothing else in life can bring you down

Andrew: Your such a dorkasaurus :)
Dorkasaurus by Kirrah July 14, 2010

derpiesaurus 

A dinosaur that is everything derp. A derpiesaurus is created when you mix Herp DNA with a Derp DNA. When the derpiesaurus growls, he/she seemingly sounds like a person who is saying Herp da Derp. It sounds 9000 times better than when a human says it.

Derpiesaurus is very rare and has been only spotted by a few people. Some have spotted the amazing creature when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. Other times, people have hallucinated a derpiesaurus, such as when trippin on LSD or shrooms. Scientists are still unsure of its existence though
man 1: I didn't know africa had white people living on it!

man 2: ... DUDE LOOK OVER THERE

man 1: OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT?

man 2: OH MY FUCKING BALLS! ITS A FUCKING DERPIESAURUS. FUCK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!