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Derpasaurus

One who says or does too many things that are or relate to derps. the word emphasizes how much the person derps that it theoretically amounts to the size of a dinosaur, therefore it is adequate to address the person as a "derpasaurus".
"Dude, how did you get that question wrong again? you derpasaurus".
by AuntJemima46 November 23, 2010
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Derpasaurus Rex

A name coined for the dinosaur that appears at the end of the stage 'Dino Dino Jungle' in Gamecube's "Mario Kart: Double Dash!" The Derpasaurus sticks his face across the bridge as you are karting across.
Player 1: "dude, the derpasaurus rex knocked me off of the bridge!!! "

Player 2: "figures broski, he's crosseyed"
by Broviet Russia May 18, 2011
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Dorkasaurus

An akward non social being often compared to a nerd, geek, dweeb, or a zip disk, also looks like a dinosaur or eats like one. Also considered a loner but in reality he could hang in any dinosaur or nerd crowd going unnoticed for up to 2 hours.
Boy 1: Dave your such a dorkasauras!

Dave: I'm sorry I am not up to your standards but dorkasaurus is hardly an insult at all.

Boy 2: I wish I was a dorkasaurus!!

Dave: Sit down, you'll never be that cool!

Boy 1: I don't get it...
by Dbrody February 7, 2010
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dumpasaurus rex

a tremendous dump, so large that it literally roars forth from your asshole and fills the entire bowl.
Get the fuck out of my way Charlie, I have to take a dumpasaurus rex!
by teabagg bandit May 14, 2005
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herpasaurus

A very attractive person with an STD that you will still be willing to have sex with.
Nitish: "dude Jason, all these ichy red bumps I been havning are totally worth it."
Jason: "she must have been a real herpasaurus"
by Three amigos May 5, 2008
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Dorkasaurus

Someone who is such a dork, that their presence as a dork is almost as overwhelming as a dinosaur, and that this person will be a cutie, and will make you laugh or at least smile multiple time's when around this individual, they are one of a kind person, and a rare individual!
Heiwa: Look up, so nothing else in life can bring you down

Andrew: Your such a dorkasaurus :)
by Kirrah July 14, 2010
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derpiesaurus

A dinosaur that is everything derp. A derpiesaurus is created when you mix Herp DNA with a Derp DNA. When the derpiesaurus growls, he/she seemingly sounds like a person who is saying Herp da Derp. It sounds 9000 times better than when a human says it.

Derpiesaurus is very rare and has been only spotted by a few people. Some have spotted the amazing creature when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. Other times, people have hallucinated a derpiesaurus, such as when trippin on LSD or shrooms. Scientists are still unsure of its existence though
man 1: I didn't know africa had white people living on it!

man 2: ... DUDE LOOK OVER THERE

man 1: OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT?

man 2: OH MY FUCKING BALLS! ITS A FUCKING DERPIESAURUS. FUCK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!
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