Depp'd 

Depp'd: A man that has been abused and violated by a woman that shields herself being the guise of the #metoo movement.

Man: I asked her to leave multiple times, but she wouldn't listen.

Friend: What happened next?

Man: She hit me in the face and accused me of being the violator.

Friend: Sounds like you got Depp'd.

Example - ex girlfriend blames you for giving her genital herpes. When in reality she cheated on you, then punched you in the face in public, and you were treated as the suspect.

Depp'd by Antouan May 25, 2022

Getting Depp'd

When you do some blow and cut your finger off while your Mrs does a code brown on your pillow. For extra Depp points slam a cupboard as you do it.

Did you hear about Jonny? He got wrecked last night and ended up getting Depp'd too.

Getting Depp'd by TurbanDictionairy May 9, 2022

depp defense 

When an abusive man, even one previously convicted of spousal abuse, lies as a way to dismiss or excuse his own abuse towards her. This is often accompanied by a social campaign against her and the suppression of her evidence in court that he was abusive.

My abusive ex husband who nearly put me in the hospital is pulling a Depp defense.

depp defense by HeardHer June 26, 2022

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio 

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

Johnny Depp 

The most magnificent and most talented actor that has put on excessive, unique roles that he plays perfectly. You might know him as Willy Wonka, Edward Scissorhands, Rango, The Madhatter, Jack Sparrow and many more characters that have probably popped up in your childhood at one point. Johnny Depp is an articulated man with a humble personality who loves what he does. Later in his life he would wrongly marry Amber Heard whom had so much pride in saying he had abused her both emotionally and physically in their relationship. After filing their divorce, Johnny claims she had been the abuse the whole time and do I believe him? Absolutely. Even Winona Ryder, his EX had said the accusations were hardly believable and she had claimed that Johnny was NEVER violent in their relationship. An audio recording of a private moment between Johnny and Heard reveals that she was the abuser the entire time. I really hope that she gets fired from her role in aquaman and Johnny gets his role back in Pirates of the Caribbean, a character he truly loved playing before he was fired from false accusations. In conclusion, Johnny Depp is a good man and I never believed he would ever put hands on a woman and you shouldn’t either. And most importantly, beware of scrum women like Amber Heard who thinks just because she is a female she can win anything against a man.

“Wow Johnny Depp is so talented! I didn’t even know who he played The Madhatter.“

“Dude he has RANGE! He can play any character beautifully.”

Johnny Depp by coochiehoochiemama April 19, 2020

Duke Depp 

The sweetest human being with the prettiest smile. He is the best dancer ever and I'm not really sure if he is real because he is so perfect.

Who is the most perfect person in the universe?

DUKE DEPP.

Duke Depp by dancingduke October 21, 2020

Johnny Depp 

The sexiest pirate I've ever seen!

Johnny Depp was gorgeous in Pirates of the Carribean.

Johnny Depp by seth_cohen_fan January 15, 2006