Double Dewey Smackdown (also known as a double dewey) is when you and your friend (2 males) go on a 2 manmission to both have sexual intercourse with a pair of girls that are friends.
Xavierdon’t worry where we at, we headed to a double dewey smackdown on Marisol and her friend tonight 😏
A spectacularmove where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.
Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.
A female with voluptuous breasts, a pear-shaped gluteus-maximus and/or any other favorable qualities that would suggest high fertility. A deeky girl is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A deeky girl is mainly just an attractive female who appreciates men who are responsible with money and work around the clock in a financially-related career.
Durag Burton: Hey man, that girl is pretty hot--dare I say a ~deeky girl~
Deeks: Fuck off *turns away and continues speaking on the phone to who knows* whispers "no one decides who a deeky girl is besides me" under his breath