A man who, if provoked, will violently and savagely pound your girlfriend's orifices. They are well endowed and also very keen/smart about not getting caught. Usually they like to pull some mean shit on the girl they screw, because afterall, they do not love the whore they are out the door

Whoa, your girl looks like she ran into dejong last night.

Don't piss your girl off. She may backstab you and go find a dejong to take care of her needs

dejong by ryan kindle garcia January 4, 2010

Kaylee Dejong

SEXY AS FUCK

did you see that chick? she was almost as hot as kaylee dejong!

Kaylee Dejong by cupecakeforlife7 November 22, 2011

Tom DeLonge

Guitarist/Lead Singer for Blink-182. Really Cool Guy, I had The Honor of Meeting him, and Playing Guitar With him, People say He's Matured, but only in music, He's Still the Perverted guy from his 20's. His voice has changed , but in 2012 it's slowly going to back to before.
He Plays along side Mark Hoppus (Bassist/Lead singer) and Travis Barker(Drummer)

If you've never listened to a song I suggest Rollercoaster or Hearts All Gone

Lyrics To I Miss You
Dont waste your time on me your already the Voice Inside my head.
How Tom DeLonge sings it
Donaste yo ime on me your alraady tha yoice iinside mah yead.
Yet he sounds Rad while Singing It/

Tom DeLonge by BENWAHHH August 17, 2012

Djongo

Every group has one: a tall, lanky boy who is not Jewish and not a Mongo, yet everyone finds it amusing to call him Djongo for pure shits and gigs

"No, Djongo! To the castle!"

"I don't like Mr Djongo, I miss being Klom"

Djongo by Captain McShagr August 28, 2015

delong

Originates from greek mythology the titan Delongulous who had an extrenely large rooster or penis. Has a large dick.

Damn that man is a a Delong for sure!

He has Delongest dick in the land.

delong by WildCockSlayer June 20, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026