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deep fried dick 

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.
Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.
deep fried dick by Mark John Albert November 25, 2007

Deep fried dickle 

Deep Fried Dickle
When a man sticks his dick inside in a pickle jar and inserts it into the womens pussalami while having not showered for a week and letting it marinate inside of her.
Yo man, that girl from last night was crazy as fk fam, she let me deep fried dickle her and my dick smelled like 5 year old dick cheese

Deep fried dicking

I got a deep fried dicking from Forrest last night.