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Decembris 

A December holiday that runs from December 20-27th and eschews ALL religions, ALL judgements, All commercial enterprise, ALL political affiliations, and ALL attempts at limiting it's ability to be enjoyed by others. It promotes love, hope, family, without conditions or judgements. It is all the wonderments of the traditional December holiday without the sold out, commercial, religious, blood sucking that are usually related to it. It's commercial free and religion free. You may be religious and enjoy Decembris as long as you do not attempt to link it to your personal religious preferences. Created by Miava SheBeast for the free masses unfettered by judgements and commercial enterprise.
Happy Decembris!! May this Decembris find you happy and healthy! For this Decembris I would like a Huge family/friend dinner!
Decembris by Miava November 25, 2011
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Decembering 

v, from olde english, to give a cold shoulder, to blow off, to disregard, to isolate, bonus points for doing it in the month of December
Prevent silence and say you're my everything too.
Until then, I'm decembering you.
Decembering by talonsdmc12 June 14, 2010

decemberists 

mad band named after a russian party division of the first world war. They're awesome, have three full length albums, one "The Tain EP" (in a class by itself), and one more EP.
Anonymous: How come that person in headphones is dancing like an epileptic?
Me: AND WE'LL ALL GO PRAISE THE INFANTA!!!!!!!!!!"

Decembruary 

When you can't let December die so you carry on partying like it's Christmas right until the end of February... And beyond.
Dude, Decembruary is awesome but why doesn't What's App have a dead liver emoji?

30 days hath September, April, June and November. All the others have 31, except Decembruary which has 187
Decembruary by Gary The Seal March 18, 2019

Decemberists 

A genre-transcending band one must actually hear to fully appreciate. Like a runaway train engineered by ragtag poets overfond of spinning literary anachronisms into exultant ballads.
Pure joy.
Have you heard of The Decemberists?
Their music makes my nipples hard.
They are that good.
Decemberists by Dovetchka December 28, 2005

The Decemberists

The most excellent historical/literary indie rock/pop band that ever hit the airwaves. Led by frontman Colin Meloy, they constantly deliver songs that take us to worlds long gone to the sound of witty lyrics and perhaps a bit of polka or metal to back it up.
Ignorant Non-Creative Guy: What're you listening to?

Me: The Tain, by The Decemberists

Ignorant Non-Creative Guy: What the hell's that? All I know is that no one around me listens to it, so I shouldn't either. Everyone knows that musical taste isn't what you think sounds good, it's what other people tell me SHOULD sound good.

Me: **slaps forehead** Well then I'm telling you that it sound good and you should listen to it. In fact you WILL listen to it, or I WILL shove your #$@!ing damned Green Day®™© CD up your little ultra-conformist ass.
The Decemberists by Arrianus January 25, 2006

decemberists 

The Decemberists are one of the best indie rock/folk bands out there. Keep an eye out for their soon to be released album "Picaresque". It has "The mariners revenge" track, which is possibly the best lyrical song ever written.
You: Hey, I'm bored of my music, got a recomendation?
Me: Check out the Decemberists, they're amazing.
You: K, thanks.
decemberists by Neal March 21, 2005
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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