Dealerese

The language spoken by, or when contacting, a purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals; particularly if they are of a paranoid nature. Often results in a conversation where neither of the two parties are entirely sure what is being agreed to.

"He was speaking dealerese so somehow agreed to paying 60 quid for a half ounce."

by Mrrrrp March 31, 2009

Hope Dealers

HopeDealers are people that go around Slingin’ HOPE in the name of JESUS. Specifically, in recovery groups. They testify, they meet, they greet, they support others in their outreach to communities. Every mode of transportation and every social media is used to get the word out to the broken-hearted in this world. JESUS is the way to full restoration. The Hope Dealers know they are not their past and God has done such a miracle through Jesus in them, they just can’t shut up about it.

A God Miracle was worked in their lives, where their mess, became HIS Message, the restoration in Jesus, placed the desire to be HOPE DEALERS in JESUS, to outreach and tell their testimony to the masses.

by HopedealerFoeva October 21, 2019

speed dealers

Originally used by Sydney skaters as a term for wrap around sunglasses typically worn by bikies, westies and speed dealers.
The most highly prized speed dealers are "west coast customs" with flames and reflective lenses.

"oh dude check out my new speed dealers"
"holy crap, can i get a bag off ya?"

by kizzamatch November 21, 2013

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'

Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019

Deltrese

sum s2pid ass dumb ass bich ass hoe who was fukkin wit derell

DELTRESE DELTRESE, U A S2PID FUCKIN HOE
DELTRESE DELTRESE, U NID 2 TAKE UR ASS HOME
DELTRESE DELTRESE, MORE LIKE FUKKIN DEL TACO
EL POLLO LOCO UZ A FUKKIN CHICKEN HED

by ya gurl keisha September 8, 2011

dealershipped

This is when someone goes to the car dealership for any car problems/issues. Customers with warranties may deal with the dealership a lot because their car problems are covered/looked at for free.

"You know the only reason I stay dealershipped up is because of that warranty."

by JDubb83 May 29, 2009

Dealersgrip

Daddy, our lord and savior

Mod on the biggest lz server on discord

Dealersgrip is a a based man

by Massivedumptruckass May 17, 2021