To make mistakes on a gargantuan scale: used primarily as a noun, but can also be used as a verb. Has some basis in Cockney Rhyming Slang - "Mark DeLange = clanger"
"You just made a big DeLange", "I wouldn't want that delange on my record", "To delange is human, to forgive divine"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'