A hybrid activity in a "Scat"ergory all it's own. A cross between a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone requiring total concentration and exceptional physical dexterity in which one shits on their own chest while giving themselves a blowjob.
by Cock McBalls June 04, 2008
a complete d bag that nobody likes. He thinks he is a vital part of his band, but really is just gay.
by Joevidecki April 11, 2011
Stone David Carter is an angry, dominant beast who is close to breaking the chains and fucking your 100 people. He loves azns and is constantly found in the shower waiting for boys to drop the soap so that he can molest your asshole until it is completely worn out. One warning when meeting a Stone David Carter, don't frrrt he don't like faggets
by aznalacks June 09, 2019