Duntist, the combination of dumb and cunt. This is used to describe someone who is a dumb-cunt in their occupation.
Duntist, also used to describe any occupation that has ‘tist’ at the end of it. Used in a playful manner that describes dumb-cunts who are amateurs and don’ttake work seriously.
Friend 1, “That Dentist ruined my teeth!”
Friend 2, “Sorry to hear that mate, they’re a dumb cunt!”
Friend 1, “yeah he is a Duntist!”
Friend 1, “Hey, I am starting an art page, but I am not a professional”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'