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Green Dating 

Green dating is the act of recycling an old flame. This can be due to a dry spell or the amount of time since the relationship ended has been enough that the reason for the breakup doesn’t seem as important/terrible. Therefore you reduce you time on the market, reuse an ex-lover and recycle them into a good-enough-for-now option...until something better comes along.
Kerry: So, I heard you are dating John again…I thought you said you couldn’t stand him

Betsy: Yeah, but I figure he can’t be as bad as I remember, and since I don't have any decent new prospects I have resorted to green dating to get me through the cold winter!
Green Dating by sallylabets January 5, 2011

Green Dating 

The act of recycling partners within the same dating scene, sort of like musical chairs but with STDs, jealousy, and guilt.
Man, we need to move to a new city. Every eligible girl I know has slept with half of my friends. I don't want to resort to green dating.
Green Dating by blondefonzie April 9, 2011

Green Daying 

Green Daying is a verb, which describes when somebody is listening to songs by the American Punk Rock band - Green Day, continously, for a fairly large amount of time.

The reason verbs like this do not exist for other bands, is because not all bands can be listened to for a long amount of time, without getting boring.

Usually, iTunes is used to Green dayage. But Sometimes MP3 players etc. can be used. In most cases, at least 15 or more songs are needed to Green Dayage.

A true Green Dayager will try to get his/her hands on every Green Day song avaliable, through any means possible.

For many people, Green Dayaging is a hobby. It's something they like to do when they are feeling down, or why they are feeling up, or... in fact, in any mood.
Mike had been Green Dayaging all night long and he only stopped because he had to go out. This is an example of "Green Daying"
Green Daying by Green Dayer December 5, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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