Darlinka
Usually refers to one of someone's many multiple personalities , in this case a Russian bride. Darlkinas are usually extremely bi-polar, like shiny objects and are hopelessly addicted to drugs. Darlinka can be found asleep down the canal or in random fields around your town.
Like a gremlin you must never feed a Darlinka after midnight, never get him wet and MOST DEFINATELY do not give a Darlinka wine. Darlinka suffers from PMS on a weekly basis. Darlinkas favourite colour is usually purple and Darlkinas tend to find driving auto mobiles problematic, especially with reverse steering.
Like a gremlin you must never feed a Darlinka after midnight, never get him wet and MOST DEFINATELY do not give a Darlinka wine. Darlinka suffers from PMS on a weekly basis. Darlinkas favourite colour is usually purple and Darlkinas tend to find driving auto mobiles problematic, especially with reverse steering.
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