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daphne stanley 

A gorgeous loving girl married to the most handsome boy alive named joe stanley. Joe stanley would do anything to protect his loving wife Daphne stanley. They love eachother so much hehehhehehh
Joe and Daphne stanley sure do love eachother alot. THEY SHOULD MAKE A FAMILY AND HAVE BABIES WHEN THEY GROW UP HEHDHHDHDHEHEHE. SOCIAL DISTANCING GOT THEM SO MESSED UP BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE EACHOTHER.gn go to sleep or ill tell your mom or dad You're reading this rn and don't get your ass to bed.
daphne stanley by Itsdaphanieee April 16, 2020
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daphne syndrome 

When a girl has one eye that is straight and the other one looks off center just like daphne in the old school scoobie doo cartoon. This often causes a confusion effect to the on-looker as they do not know which eyeball to focus on.
I had a hard time focusing on what she was saying because she suffers from such a bad case of the daphne syndrome.
daphne syndrome by deano912 October 25, 2011

daphne stars

Daphne stars is the porn name of the random alter ego of a sleep deprived people pleaser. Even when totally ambivalent about something she must be the one who is right. Worried about how others might see her she covers up insecurities with sarcasm. Up for days,Daphnes will make sure to keep her friends closer and enemies closer when she feels backed into a corner. Destined to be remembered Daphne will go out of her way to take a blowjob out of this world and leave you wanting stars tattooed on your dick. Don't lose Daphne she is irreplaceable
That Daphne Stars sure can give the world's best blowjob
daphne stars by Shesasurething February 15, 2021