Daoist

The approved Texas World History text book way of spelling "Taoist," to make Texans pronounce it right.

buddy-"Hey man why do you keep spelling Taoist wrong in your homework?"
me-"Dude its that fucking Texan Text book, it got me spelling it like Daoist because no one in Texas could pronounce it right."

by CalvinDax October 13, 2009

Kevin Davist

When a random stranger makes out with you; or when someone forces another person to make out with you.

When your friend yells "Kiss him! Kiss him with tongue! Kiss, kiss kiss!". You are then Kevin Davist.

by ericnsd February 27, 2010

Jeet Kune Doist

A Student or Master of Bruce Lee's martial art Jeet Kune Do.

Eric Paulson (pro MMA fighter & instructor) is a Jeet Kune Doist.

by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009

doisted

when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured

I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.

by tralfazdog October 25, 2009

dayist

Having or pertaining to prejudice against one or more days of the week.

Person One: I hate Mondays
Person Two: That's a little dayist, man.

by Doctor What October 28, 2013

Dabistic

The act of being so last year. Also used for someone who dabs a lot

(Person one) i play Minecraft

( person two) that is so dabistic

by Imafailure July 27, 2019

roister doister

a foolish braggart

true origin is a comedy by Nicholas Udall called "Ralph Roister Doister" written a.1553

Roister Doister is my name,
A lusty brute I am the same

by pooglem August 3, 2007