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When your male partner is blowing you, you suck on your thumb for five seconds and then launch it up his asshole, causing him to jump, giving your dick a tickling sensation while in his mouth.
Arif - "Last time i donkey punched nicky d in middle of a blowjay, his ass got all bruised, so I Dalonz'd him instead for that little extra sensation."
Dalonz by Phil Barker February 19, 2009
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an absolutely amazing, incredibly sexy, unbelievably gorgeous, and on top of that a good kisser. A pretty girl that is a great friend even though all the guys love her. Also, she is really sweet and nice when most people think she would be a snobby person

Wifey!
Omg, Dalonda is the best person to marry!
Dalonda by susie101 February 4, 2010
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Dalon is the whitest black man you'll ever meet is beast at all sports get all the ladies and gets angry sometimes but is a nice man never doubt him
Dalon by Lilmanning11 July 29, 2016
He's a boy with a big attitude. He is shy but when you get to know him, he's funny and sarcastic. Dalongi is someone who is smart and makes a great friend. He hates drama and will be your friend for life.
Dalongi soo shy
Why don'y you ever talk Dalongi?
Stop rolling your eyes!
Dalongi by The.Real.One.100 November 29, 2018

Damonzeo 

A damonzeo is a male (preferibly i youthfull "late bloomer) who is short and generally smaller than other peers in his age group. But messing or "teasing" around with one will resort to quick and swift punch to the gut (as it is level to his chest).

Damonzeos have an amazing strengh to weight ratio like that of aluminum and should only be dealt with by professionals
Damonzeo should be used as a name or describing word

Wow what a friggen damonzeo o o ... ow! That hurt like h*ck dude your pretty strong for such a small guy
Damonzeo by FreeRobloxHacks January 22, 2018
a person you wanna know , kind-hearted , coolest person to be around , makes friends easily , knows what to say , smart ass mouth .
i wanna be dalonta

i wish i was dalonta
dalonta by pizzalover388 March 13, 2017
One of the nicest people u will ever meet. Loves RDJ, MJ, Brian Dechart. Funny asf and very creative. There aren't many people like Dalona.
Dalona is so funny
My friend Dalona is so nice
dalona by iamgroot2000 January 21, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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