DTSTS

Abbreviation for "down to shank that skank." Used to express a strong distaste for someone considered a "skank."

girl 1: Oh my god I hate that girl Charli. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something

girl 2: Yeah I'm definitely DTSTS

by muyvircofigen. June 21, 2009

dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves

"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"

by TheHeavenlyBuddy August 6, 2016

DSTs

Similar to the DTs (delirium tremens) of an alcoholic, the DSTs occur when you wake up the day after a daylight savings time change. The main symptom is utter confusion: "Is this clock showing the correct time?" "Did this other clock automatically set?" "Was it 'spring forward, fall back', or 'spring back, fall forward'?

Michael: "Dwight, why are you so late? And why do you have a dazed look in your eyes?"
Dwight: "Sorry, Michael, I've got the DSTs."

by Jimmy the Swartz November 7, 2011

dtts

don't take it too seriously

when i make i comment such as "parents, i don't need you, i'm taking the car and never coming back", it's supposed to be your dtts moment of the day.

by Sexydimma December 31, 2014

DSTSS

Don't sweat the small stuff

When someone is stressing out.. making a mountain out of a mole hill.. remind them... DSTSS

by northernnursingstudent May 16, 2009

Dustshit

A bitch who fucks some one named scarlet for “business” reasons aka they are porn stars.

Have you seen that video on pornhub.com starring scarlet and dustshit

by StarxLevi December 15, 2022

DSTS

or Defunct Server Transfer Syndrome. After a web site / blog is forced to look for a new host after a major crash with no back ups. For several months the site will suffer from missing elements as it tries to build up it's database.

"Sorry about the missing posts, guys. My site is suffering from serious DSTS."

by Reybeez May 21, 2006