Dirty Bronson

The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple about the head and face with it.

That filty whore was not giving it up so I had to give here a Dirty Bronson.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Dirty Bronson

The act of releasing fecal matter from the anus into a gym sock and beating a defenceless person with it.

Ross: So did you and Cath have a fight Dan?
Dan: Yeah, I beat her with my tube sock.
Ross: Oh the old Dirty Bronson!

by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

The Dirty Branson

When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.

1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?

Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?

2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.

Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?

by RPotter December 15, 2006

dirtybronson

To poop in tube sock and then repeatedly beat someone with it.

Ohh man! You smell like someone just gave you a dirtybronson.

by Apexnine(props to MacIntosh on this one) June 13, 2005