DICCWICKS

(Pronounced dick-wix). Dressed In Club Clothes, Working In Convenience Store.

This species of male homo sapiens being can be identified by their leather shoes/jacket combo, plunging V-neck t-shirt and necklaces.

Other common traits are excessive hair gel and blue-lit faces from their mobile phone.

Either they're DICCWICKS, or that 7-Eleven doesn't start pumping till late.

by anidiotswisdom July 10, 2016

Dickwicker

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.

Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011

Dickwicker

Dipping the tip of your dick into an expectant hole, with the aim of pleasuring yourself to the point of draining your man juice into said hole. Hole in this case can either be vaginal, rectal, or oral.

I'm a dickwicker

by Cumpump June 16, 2010

DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

dickwick

Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...

Heh, he has such a dickwick his wife suffocated trying to find it to give him a B.J.

by Tungsten Fearkat (meerkat) December 6, 2007

Dickwicker

When a girl is dating one guy but wants the other guys dick.

Person1: I heard she's dating Johnny!
Person2: I saw her out with Brian earlier!
Person1: She's such a dickwicker

by thatrandomunicorn May 13, 2014

dickwickian

The characterization assigned to members of the male gender in the species Homo Sapiens that are endowed with a big, fat DICK. Among the most frequent signs and symptoms of dickwickian syndrome are: unusually frequent zipper replacement, protrusion of trousers in the groinal area, inability to sit crossed legged without severe pain, inability to administer anal sex without severe pain/bleeding, inability to avoid penicular contact with lavatory porcelain while sitting, and blindness. As always, see your doctor if you have excessive soreness or aching glandulage, or if you have an erection lasting more than three hours.

His genitalia had been revered as absolutely dickwickian in nature.

by Master of PAIN! July 9, 2014