DIARRABIES 

When you have diarrhea so bad it drives you insane. You foam at the mouth and are afraid of water.

Ron: Hey Harry, what's wrong with Seamus?

Harry: I dunno, friend, he's been acting mad all day!

Hermione: Watch out! He has diarrabies! We have to put him down!

DIARRABIES by EthelPeeJones October 3, 2011

diarradius 

The maximum distance that one can travel from from a given location to a preferred bathroom. The term is most often used to determine whether it is safe to consume food from a particular location. A diarradius varies as a function of the individual as well as the type of food that is consumed.

I can't eat at the taco truck on third street because it is outside my diarradius.

diarradius by stone5 September 25, 2010

Diarabies 

The resulting health condition when you already have diabetes and then you get bit by a rabid animal.

Friend 1: As if the diabetes wasn’t enough, now I have to deal with foaming at the mouth after getting bit by that rabid goat at the petting zoo.

Friend 2: Yup... Classic case of Diarabies.

Diarabies by Bubbie1 August 8, 2020

diababies 

Obese babies born to obese parents who either have or will inevitably have diabetes.

Fat people should not breed. They just end up having diababies, either through genetics or lifestyle.

diababies by Madpoetry July 22, 2012