DEWZ

-to be used in a sarcastic matter, referring to the unbelieveable.

1)I tell my girl I have a 9 inch cock. Her response: DEWZ

by S. Silverback February 12, 2004

Dewz

To be used in a manner that contradicts the previous statement, Used for any and all topics. A term that is used to disagree with an opinion or fact.

1) Tom told Mooch that the Red Sox will win the World Series. Mooch's response was "Dewz"
2)When I was asked to do volunteer work on saturday mornings in the ice cold winter weather My response was "Dewz"

by S. Gorilla February 12, 2004

Dewzy

Noun. A super-fly female that's primed for action. A drop-dead, gorgeous dimepiece in need of immediate procreation.

"Damn son that's a dewzy right there!"

"Be my dewzy tonight?"

by robeverlycleary October 9, 2010

mountain dewzzie

'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm.

1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."

by fktnyromo April 26, 2009