December 12th 

National hug an elf day ( just hug them, if they ask, show this to them )

oh! its December 12th, national hug an elf day!

December 12th by angelspit December 11, 2019

December 12th 

People born this day are superior to other because they are able to get gifts on their birthday just far enough that they don’t have to wait for Christmas to get all of them.

I wish I wasn’t born in December 25th because that guy over there born on December 12th gets presents for both his birthday and Christmas.

December 12th by realwordmaker24 October 15, 2019

December 12th 

December 12th is national slap a flat ass day.

boy: *Slaps Ass*
girl: “Why did you do that?!”
boy: “It’s December 12th and you gotta flat ass”

December 12th by Papixbarros October 27, 2019

December 12th 

December 12th is “Make Your Parents Buy You Any Animal Day!”

Me:Mom can you buy me a parakeet and a giraffe?
Mom: Absolutely not!

Me: I will ask dad then... DAD!
Dad: Yes?
Me: go but me a parakeet and a giraffe!
Dad: Not. Gonna. Happen.
Me: welp it’s December 12th, you gotta buy me any animal I want! You have no choice!

December 12th by Gracie Jade December 10, 2019

December 12th 

The most talented and creative people are born on this day! They are a Sagittarius so they are fearless and adventurous, they are likely to experience some rough challenges but they naturally make it through.

Girl 1: “ omg they are so brave!”
Girl 2: “ yah they where born on December 12th!”
Girl 1: “ I wish I had a birthday like that!”

December 12th by CuffedLes1212 December 3, 2019

December 12th 

Slap a hoe and call her Santa day

Aye bro it's December 12th!!!!
Yeah!!!!
You know what that means!?!??!!
Hell yeah brother!!!!

December 12th by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019

December 12th 

National Blowjob Day

Guy - Yo girl it’s December 12th
Girl- Yeah I know drop your pants

December 12th by Elevator Hotboxer December 12, 2019