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Cystomer

cys·tom·er/ˈ/cystəmər/Noun
1. A person or organization that buys goods or services from a store or other business, but is a total dick about it.

2. A person or thing of a specified kind that one has to deal with: "a tough customer"

3. An entity foolhardily demanding something that is clearly outside the boundaries of space and/or time.
The guy in Deb's section upgraded himself to cystomer when he changed his order twice and bitched about the time it took to get his food.

Christine had a rough day at the restaurant. She had a whole party of cystomers seated in her section.

As if being a teacher isn't a hard enough gig, four of the kids in Lisa's classroom have cystomers for parents.

Rich's new route has four cystomers on it. He's going to lose 45 minutes a day just dealing with their needy asses.
by @Damocles66 November 14, 2011
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customer avoidance

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.
Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!
by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008
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promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.
by slipsheet June 25, 2006
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customer is always right

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.
1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.
by French038 December 1, 2005
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Customer Service

A job which causes your ass to bleed like hell, your psyche to be corrupted by severe hatred and psychosis, and which has significantly increased the suicide rate of humans. You always have to take it up the ass by these whiny, bitchy, brain-fucked assholes that are called "customers" who do nothing but scream, complain, and make your life a living hell. Finding an actual intelligent and non-bitchy customer is like selling a pack of Grand Prix cigarettes: it's so fucking rare that it almost never happens.
-"I'm sorry but I do not have enough money to cash this payroll check at the moment."
"What? No, I want a manager, right now."
"Fine, bitch, I'll call a manager for you, but it's not going to change the fact that I don't have enough money in my fucking till."

-"OMG THIS IS THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAVE EVER HAD, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANY MORE CHEETOS IN STOCK, THAT'S IT IM NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN, WALMART IS GOING TO DRIVE YOUR ASS OUT OF TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Go ahead. I'm a full-time college student working almost a full-time job at minimum wage, sleep-deprived and hardly getting homework done on time. You don't know how few shits I give."

-"I want your number to corporate because these cookies rang up 99 cents more than advertised!!!"

-"OMG THATS IT IM REPORTING YOU GUYS TO THE BBB FOR FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!"
"Cool story bro, want a fucking trophy or something?"

-"I swear, once I graduate and receive my degree, I'm going to kiss all of you asshole customers goodbye for a real job!"
by corruptedbyhate April 9, 2013
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Nexon Customer Service

Guy 1: So, I was hacked right? So I sent in a ticket to Nexon Customer Service.
Guy 2: What?
by personofwhichwhodoesme December 11, 2011
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Customer

An incredibly stupid person. These people are often found in department and grocery stores and show no signs of common sense. Many times they can be rude, cruel, and obnoxious.
This store has too many horrible customers ruining our job.
by Stanzfield July 25, 2008
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